the no-effort experience

A bland fusion of fear, love and mockery.

2009-11-08

I would like to be the love child of Kate Bush and Mark Mothersbaugh and have Stephin Merritt as my uncle. Well, all right, “uncle”.
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Indicate on my graph where the bad statistician charted you.
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I’ve forgotten why I’m here. Did I ever know?
2009-11-07

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Popsicle – ‘Undulate’ (Lacquer, 1992)
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In ten years, Angelenos will get to see Rutger Hauer squat in black spandex bike shorts. Dystopia or utopia? You decide.
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Watched “Blade Runner” again. Ridley Scott is one sentimental motherfucker.
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Four Tops, “I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)” — because I can’t.
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It is quite obvious that some couples never had children because it would have interfered with the man being a big, suckling baby.
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I know I’m married but I’ve got feelings too.
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Life is bleeding out.