The No-Effort Experience

You people are wrecks, and some of you make taking water on look good.

Stop saying this or that language sounds “made-up.” Every language is.

“Why is a leaf called a leaf? Why do we speak in this way?” My daughter just nailed the arbitrariness of signs.

I will lift up mine breasts unto the hills, from whence cometh no help against gravity.

Sweetheart, you’re more autistic than cool.

“Will you still love me tomorrow?”, asked Gregor Samsa.

There’s nothing as slow as a slow CMS.

This is not my beautiful work. This is not my beautiful life.

I have yet to start a revolution. Also, yet to introduce someone wearing a t-shirt saying “I Fuck Your Daughter and I Like It” to my mother.

When people are nice I sometimes forget to judge their lack of professionalism.