The No-Effort Experience

Man Against Man, Man Against Self, Man Against Nature, Man Against Society, Man Against Machine, Man Against Dog, Dog Against My Mailbox.

In this Coreygraphy of Death, should Corin Nemec really get away on account of nothing but two small letters?

I went to church and hit on a few other hot mothers with a couple of Hey Marys.

I’m going to celebrate this Wednesday by listening to Mark Linkous, Vic Chesnutt and Adrian Borland. Cheers.

Everything in the NY Times is about me, have you noticed? “In Capital of Rejecter, Damage Is Inside and Often Invisible”. Me, or Chile.

Pulling down my pantyhose is the one concession to liberty that I’m willing to make.

What goes down is that I feel like throwing up.

If I ever open a store for high-end women’s apparel the only name I could possibly give it is Apologie.

I’m trying to work up the courage to ask my husband to slap my face during sex, because everyone except he knows I totally deserve it.