The No-Effort Experience

I’m going back to bed. Wake me in a hundred years.

Pete Townshend would probably love to live in Garçon City.

Real men don’t need women to become emasculated.

“You could always drink more.” That’s the best advice I’ve had since Freud died.

The most beautiful girl I know now has David Caruso as her Doppelgänger meme avatar on Facebook.

“Anthropomorphisation”, whew! That’s a long word. I might have to take a shower now.

Oh Super Bowl, you had me at “Sup?”.

Just kidding. I’m not even sure if Super Bowl is football, basketball or pony play.

Tim Tebow sounds like an anthropomorphisation of an ancient video game sound. Tebow, tebow, TEBOW!!!