The No-Effort Experience

If getting fatter is wrong I don’t want to be right about your prejudices.

I’m looking for a smile in my image folders.

The rest of the world stole French kissing.

Sometimes I get my c’s and z’s mixed up. Perhaps that’s why he looks so frightened when I tell him I intend to amace him in bed.

Feeling surprisingly hurt by not being on your favstar.fm list. Yeah, whatever. Your mother isn’t all that hot.

Real estate agents are so inconvenient.

The Internet — for when coveting your next-door neighbour just isn’t far enough.