The No-Effort Experience

Wait! They don’t shove you like I shove you. “Slaps” — the preferred love song of domestic abusers all over the world.

Thank you world for the goths.

American defense contractors tied to effort to track and kill “militants”. Please tell me how to feign surprise.

Why am I here? I don’t even like coffee that much.

I’m hoping reverse psychology works better on Twitter than on my children.

Oh, Cheree! What’s the chef’s recommended condiment to this song? Coke? Sex? Cold coffee in a radon-infested room? I have the latter.

Suicide. There is no better way to start the week.

I woke up with a crime scene in my mouth.

Is there any way we could get the model of supply and demand to apply to politicians?